LJI week 1 - The Jayus Within

[seakittym]

What's big and white and flies through the trees? A refrigerator.

Haikus are stupid
and do not always make sense.
Refrigerator.

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme;
But this one doesn't.

Honest to goodness, this is the lame-ass joke my husband told back in 2005 that made me fall in love with him (this is real, seriously, this is all it took to get into my pants):

"Alien was a stupid movie. I mean, Bishop could move in every direction, not just diagonally."

Comments

[basric.livejournal.com]

I understand the loss of pants, I love that joke.

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

I love how subtle it was! I wonder if he knew the impact it would have on his future when he told it.

[i-will-not-say.livejournal.com]

I like the joke he told! ^_^

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Isn't it sweet?! He told that joke in roughly October of 2005 and I still remember it.

[x-disturbed-x.livejournal.com]

I don't know why but I love that Haiku. I often find things that make no sense rather funny, haha.

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

I think for me, I just really like the word refrigerator!

[baxaphobia.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the bad joke can win one over! Smile.

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Definitely! They're so genuine.

[usagitsukino.livejournal.com]

Happy belated birthday!!

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I haven't seen an update from you in quite a while! I hope you're doing well!

[usagitsukino.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's been ages hasn't it? How are you? I'm pregnant at the moment so I'm about to enter a whole new phase in my life. ^^

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Wow!

I'm doing well. Nothing as exciting as pregnancy happening here!

You should update your journal and talk about what's happening in detail!

[penpusher.livejournal.com]

Check and Mate. Quite literally it seems!

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I love it. Chess jokes are great.

[labelleizzy.livejournal.com]

I totally lol'd. Flying refrigerator and Bishop joke, yeah!

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

I told these at work and was met with dirty looks and awkward, forced laughter. NAILED IT.

[shay-writes.livejournal.com]

So funny!

[kittenboo.livejournal.com]

Ok that joke made me laugh!

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Good! I think I've nailed the jayus down!

[kandigurl.livejournal.com]

That one reminds me of another joke I found thanks to the majesty that is Pinterest:

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Penis."

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Haha, I approve.

[eternal-ot.livejournal.com]

haha...enjoyed the Haiku one...actually enjoyed them all...don't blame you for falling for the guy...:)

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) The roses are red poem gets me every single time.

[beeker121.livejournal.com]

I adore the haiku!

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Isn't it sweet? I can't help but at least smile!

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

that's a terrible joke your husband told, and i totally get why you fell in love with him. (also? the refrigerator joke made me giggle.)

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

The refrigerator joke was another of his. Some of our early days together!

[fringebenefits.livejournal.com]

Funny!

[kajel.livejournal.com]

The Haiku is awesome! Nice.

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Not sure where I heard it but I'm fairly certain I'm not the one who made it up.

[cheshire23.livejournal.com]

Every relationship has to start somewhere. :)

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

It started on the foundation of a sweet little friendship :)

[mistearyusdiva2.livejournal.com]

Loved the simplicity in your husband and of course the straightforwardness you have projected. A relationship that starts with a laugh is good and that's experience talking and a relationship that ends in each others pants ... well that's even better and sustaining..... :) Loved it for being short , sweet and catering to the romantic in me .... Good luck :)

[n3m3sis43.livejournal.com]

Well, I laughed. :D

[sweeny-todd.livejournal.com]

*snorts* I can understand why your husbands joke worked :-)

[snarkerdoodle.livejournal.com]

omg at the Bishop joke, lol. That is awesome. :D

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

I can't resist a good Chess joke!

[lawchicky.livejournal.com]

It's funny the things that make us fall in love!

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

It is! He still has some pretty jayus-like things to say. I'll keep him!

[adoptedwriter.livejournal.com]

Those "bad" jokes are the good ones! AW

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Absolutely!

[whipchick.livejournal.com]

Love the haiku :)

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

It's definitely my favorite haiku!

[ljidolvillian.livejournal.com]

Oh man, if only I met you first, I might have had a shot.

In seriousness this entry made me smile.

[seakittym.livejournal.com]

Oh, you!

Glad it made you smile. I have to admit, my first time around had me pretty nervous. Especially once the poll went up. Time will tell!