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What's big and white and flies through the trees? A refrigerator.

Haikus are stupid
and do not always make sense.
Refrigerator.

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme;
But this one doesn't.

Honest to goodness, this is the lame-ass joke my husband told back in 2005 that made me fall in love with him (this is real, seriously, this is all it took to get into my pants):

"Alien was a stupid movie. I mean, Bishop could move in every direction, not just diagonally."

Date: 2014-03-15 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basric.livejournal.com
I understand the loss of pants, I love that joke.

Date: 2014-03-15 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
I love how subtle it was! I wonder if he knew the impact it would have on his future when he told it.

Date: 2014-03-15 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-will-not-say.livejournal.com
I like the joke he told! ^_^

Date: 2014-03-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Isn't it sweet?! He told that joke in roughly October of 2005 and I still remember it.

Date: 2014-03-15 12:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] x-disturbed-x.livejournal.com
I don't know why but I love that Haiku. I often find things that make no sense rather funny, haha.

Date: 2014-03-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
I think for me, I just really like the word refrigerator!

Date: 2014-03-15 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com
Sometimes the bad joke can win one over! Smile.

Date: 2014-03-15 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Definitely! They're so genuine.

Date: 2014-03-15 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usagitsukino.livejournal.com
Happy belated birthday!!

Date: 2014-03-15 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Thank you! I haven't seen an update from you in quite a while! I hope you're doing well!

Date: 2014-03-16 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usagitsukino.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's been ages hasn't it? How are you? I'm pregnant at the moment so I'm about to enter a whole new phase in my life. ^^

Date: 2014-03-17 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Wow!

I'm doing well. Nothing as exciting as pregnancy happening here!

You should update your journal and talk about what's happening in detail!

Date: 2014-03-15 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penpusher.livejournal.com
Check and Mate. Quite literally it seems!

Date: 2014-03-15 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Hahaha, I love it. Chess jokes are great.

Date: 2014-03-15 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] labelleizzy.livejournal.com
I totally lol'd. Flying refrigerator and Bishop joke, yeah!

Date: 2014-03-15 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
I told these at work and was met with dirty looks and awkward, forced laughter. NAILED IT.

Date: 2014-03-16 01:58 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shay-writes.livejournal.com
So funny!

Date: 2014-03-16 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittenboo.livejournal.com
Ok that joke made me laugh!

Date: 2014-03-16 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Good! I think I've nailed the jayus down!

Date: 2014-03-16 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kandigurl.livejournal.com
That one reminds me of another joke I found thanks to the majesty that is Pinterest:

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Penis."

Date: 2014-03-16 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Haha, I approve.

Date: 2014-03-16 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternal-ot.livejournal.com
haha...enjoyed the Haiku one...actually enjoyed them all...don't blame you for falling for the guy...:)

Date: 2014-03-16 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Thanks :) The roses are red poem gets me every single time.

Date: 2014-03-17 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beeker121.livejournal.com
I adore the haiku!

Date: 2014-03-17 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Isn't it sweet? I can't help but at least smile!

Date: 2014-03-17 05:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com
that's a terrible joke your husband told, and i totally get why you fell in love with him. (also? the refrigerator joke made me giggle.)

Date: 2014-03-20 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
The refrigerator joke was another of his. Some of our early days together!

Date: 2014-03-17 08:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-03-18 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kajel.livejournal.com
The Haiku is awesome! Nice.

Date: 2014-03-20 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Thanks! Not sure where I heard it but I'm fairly certain I'm not the one who made it up.

Date: 2014-03-18 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheshire23.livejournal.com
Every relationship has to start somewhere. :)

Date: 2014-03-20 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
It started on the foundation of a sweet little friendship :)

Date: 2014-03-18 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistearyusdiva2.livejournal.com
Loved the simplicity in your husband and of course the straightforwardness you have projected. A relationship that starts with a laugh is good and that's experience talking and a relationship that ends in each others pants ... well that's even better and sustaining..... :) Loved it for being short , sweet and catering to the romantic in me .... Good luck :)

Date: 2014-03-18 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n3m3sis43.livejournal.com
Well, I laughed. :D

Date: 2014-03-18 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweeny-todd.livejournal.com
*snorts* I can understand why your husbands joke worked :-)

Date: 2014-03-18 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarkerdoodle.livejournal.com
omg at the Bishop joke, lol. That is awesome. :D

Date: 2014-03-20 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
I can't resist a good Chess joke!

Date: 2014-03-20 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lawchicky.livejournal.com
It's funny the things that make us fall in love!

Date: 2014-03-20 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
It is! He still has some pretty jayus-like things to say. I'll keep him!

Date: 2014-03-20 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adoptedwriter.livejournal.com
Those "bad" jokes are the good ones! AW

Date: 2014-03-20 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Absolutely!

Date: 2014-03-20 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whipchick.livejournal.com
Love the haiku :)

Date: 2014-03-20 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
It's definitely my favorite haiku!

Date: 2014-03-20 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ljidolvillian.livejournal.com
Oh man, if only I met you first, I might have had a shot.

In seriousness this entry made me smile.

Date: 2014-03-20 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seakittym.livejournal.com
Oh, you!

Glad it made you smile. I have to admit, my first time around had me pretty nervous. Especially once the poll went up. Time will tell!
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