Mar. 15th, 2014

seakittym: (Magic key.)
What's big and white and flies through the trees? A refrigerator.

Haikus are stupid
and do not always make sense.
Refrigerator.

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme;
But this one doesn't.

Honest to goodness, this is the lame-ass joke my husband told back in 2005 that made me fall in love with him (this is real, seriously, this is all it took to get into my pants):

"Alien was a stupid movie. I mean, Bishop could move in every direction, not just diagonally."

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